MILO: Here Are My 2. New Year's Resolutions for MTVSIGN UP FOR OUR NEWSLETTERBut I have some good news, MTV.
I’m here to tell you that you’re on the right track. And I want to give you some tips to kick it up another gear in 2. SIGN UP FOR OUR NEWSLETTERWe do have to face some hard truths. You’ve gone from being the cultural epicenter for American youth in the 9. The network that made Bill Clinton cool with his retarded saxophone solo couldn’t even move the needle for sick Hillary this year. And to top it. What took you so long? ![]() In case you missed it, MTV has grabbed some young people that would fit in perfectly at the typical anti- Milo protest on my Dangerous Faggot tour of American campuses, and had them smugly recite SJW phrases like: “Blue Lives Matter isn’t a thing.”Perhaps confused by the massive backlash against the video on social media, MTV pulled down the video from You. Tube, but has reposted it with a silly excuse about updating the graphics. They are lying: the reason they did it was to hide all the downvotes. As we’ve witnessed since the election, liberals are continuing to use the same tactics of division that lost them the election, but to an even greater degree. Of course, none of this has surprised me. When it comes to culture I’m sort of like Nostradamus if he’d been a handsome, witty minor celebrity with a great head of hair instead of a crusty old dude from the olden days. Watch the 2017 commercials. The latest news and previews of ad campaigns. Watch your old favorites in our history of Super Bowl advertising archive.In fact, I explained exactly what MTV is doing. This new brand of left- wing politics in which practically everyone is racist, sexist or deplorable isn’t compatible with the glory years of the network. Rock music videos are so drenched in toxic masculinity that all the safe spaces in the world couldn’t handle the tsunami of fragile young adults that would tweet mean things at! Liberals would be happy with rap videos full of men twerking perhaps, but let me tell you from personal experience, black rappers prefer to keep homosexuality on the. 2017 Clinical Translation Award Grant Maker: Alliance For Cancer Gene Therapy LOI Deadline: 3/21/2017 11:00 AM Proposal Deadline: 5/22/2017 11:00 AM. Yes, I openly scorn them at every stop on my acclaimed, sell- out Dangerous Faggot Tour, but it comes from a place of love. I’d call this a “two birds with one stone” solution to make MTV great again, but I know it. Why not bring her back as the ultimate Muslim cartoon character? Costs would be low: Daria and the other key female characters would be in burkas the whole time. Daria could go on amazing adventures, like praising the stoning of women and telling ignorant American characters how important female genital mutilation is to her culture. The whole first season could be about her arranged marriage. This show practically writes itself! I would have to make sure that Daria’s best friend Jane Lane dies in an honor killing, because I always hated that bitch. Pimp My Ride: Da’esh Edition . But you can’t be a stylish terrorist in a factory fresh pickup, so MTV is going to help you pimp your ride! Yes, the format is the same, there will still be the requisite, “Yo dawg, we heard you like weapons, so we added forward and rear- facing machine guns.”Not only will every episode be heartwarming as a Jihadist gets the terror platform of their dreams, western audiences will pick up useful armor tips for driving around danger zones like Columbus, Ohio, Dearborn, Michigan and of course Chiraq. MTV Uneaten . So MTV Unplugged will now be MTV Uneaten, featuring obese feminists gorging themselves half to death, live on TV, to the sympathetic cooing of the presenters. Each week will feature a different cuisine — or, as is more likely, pizza joint —. Healthy at any size!)Viva La BLM . He’s too white, and too male. Viva La Bam will return as the network’s flagship show about. The crew will pull hilarious pranks like threatening police officers, burning down the local 7- Eleven, stealing plasma TVs and making life hell for other. Besides, it’s not like BLM is lacking in braindead frauds and attention- seekers. Shaun King and Deray were made for reality TV. The Real SJW World . It needs rebooting to include a cast that’s. Imagine the fireworks when the whole house competes to be the biggest victim! What better chance to show how tolerant Europe has become by a group of genderqueers visiting the “jungle” in Calais — or staging a gay pride parade outside a mosque in Paris? I suppose you can have a white straight male in the house, but only as the requisite villain who. Of course MTV will be limited to seasons in a few cities like San Francisco, but I’d still watch it. Beavis and Butthead . This is MTV’s opportunity to continue mocking white males — the whole point of their You. Tube. The existing fanbase will love it, and SJWs can watch it ironically to remember just how evil white males are on days they don’t leave the echo chamber. At the end of the first season, MTV can join the newest liberal cause of making pedophiles cool and acceptable people by including a plotline in which Beavis and Butt- head separately have love affairs with male teachers. MTV didn’t reach prominence by playing it safe, so if they want to survive, they need to double down on SJW politics and take my programming advice. They’ve painted themselves into a corner, but it can be a lucrative corner if they stop thinking like TV execs and start thinking like the spoiled brats that infest college campuses. Because we all know social justice is just good business, right? Honestly, I’m a fucking visionary. Follow. Hear him every Friday.
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